Storm TrooperEmpire Elite Soldier / Bad Shot
Metal Toad rarely misses. We leave all that to our Cardboard Storm Trooper (supplied to us by the Empire - with a little help from Ruby Receptionists.)
Not great with a blaster (a clumsy and random weapon favored by another of our staff) - what they lack in precision they make up for in numbers. Kept around as reminder that quantity doesn't equal quality, Cardboard Stormtrooper stands ever vigilant next to our other mascot from a galaxy far, far away.
And he provides us from comic relief from time to time - with classic one-liners such as, "These aren't the Toads we're looking for."